The Nine^H^H^H^HTwelve Caesars
It seemed like such a good book, all the way up to the last sentence of Domitian #7. How can I overlook such an egregious error? My friends, I have wasted a day. Time to start on Dante.
Curtis Jones
Homeless
As of 17:00 today I am officially homeless, but in a good way: no mortgage or utility bills for two months. Paying realtors $15k is rather less happy. I think I'll have some M&M's to cheer me up.
Maxtor 200GB IDE Hard Drive $60 Shipped (No Rebates)
For the low price of $49, I will delete all the data on your existing hard drive and save you the hassle of buying a Maxtor. There's a reason they cost half of everyone else. Friends don't let friends buy Maxtor. Update: gross, Seagate is buying them.
The gloom below
"He sank his blade in fury in Turnus' chest ... and with a groan for that indignity his spirit fled into the gloom below." Beautiful. That dude Turnus had it coming for at least 150 pages.
Husband Material
I went to the store for Miracle Whip and two loaves of garlic bread. Turns out I was sent for Cool Whip and two whole garlic cloves. Good thing I called to check.
Claris the Dog Cow
Clarus the Dog Caw says...
Casino Royale
Now that's funny: "Daniel Craig is James Bond like a dalmatian is a fireman."
Growth of the Garlic
My garlic is growing, and it bothers me more than it should. I like my food dead, or at least never alive in the first place, but certainly not in a state of growth.
Forced through a fine mesh screen
Zapp Brannigan preps the troops: many of you will die for your planet, and a lucky few will be forced through a fine mesh screen for it. A small tribute to the finest captain in the military.
There like a god he sits and takes his wine
I bought The Odyssey Friday night and finished it by Monday, unable to put it down once Odysseus neared his bloody vengeance. A few lines I loved, and a confession about my total lack of reading restraint.
