I shopped for tall tumbler glasses. My wife recently broke another of my Crate & Barrel glasses. I‘m down to 2. I had bought four place settings when I moved to New York back in 2007. S has been slowly breaking all of the things I owned before she came along. I see a subtle ploy in her “accidents”.

On her own birthday, my wife ran errands with the kids for hours, then rescued a mistakenly bought supreme pizza by transferring its toppings onto her cauliflower crust so nothing went to waste. My contribution was buying the gifts she linked me and forgetting to photograph a single moment of it.