He just wants to hog all of the fun for himself. Swimming pools, paddle boats on a lake, inflatables, a rock slide, pizza, mountains, rattle snakes, bears, a shirtless missionary and a late-night movie -- oh my.
Apple's WWDC: Gas Pump Quality Infotainment Apple demoed the new Siri which looks suspiciously like the old Siri they demoed ten years ago. I ran the worst five miles of my life, bringing shame to my family name, but thankfully not as much shame as Apple's WWDC keynote.
Are There Bears Under Your Stairs? The first bear of the season didn't just pass through. It strolled under a neighbor's porch and moved in. I have questions. I will not be getting close enough to ask them.
Plowing Through the Creek for the KOM...Maybe A chilly June in the mountains, an empty pot never boils, a son newly hooked on Dragon Masters, HealthKit doubling my workout, and plowing straight through four creek crossings to steal a trail KOM…maybe.
The True Test of Artificial Intelligence Forget AGI; I want something better. When AI can correctly implement an Apple TV interface, with every gesture working in the focus engine, humanity will be ready for the stars. Claude and Codex flounder; Grok eventually got there. SwiftUI plus tvOS remains a shockingly awful combo in 2026.
Setting Up Tinybird Analytics on a Self-Hosted Ghost Blog (Ghost-CLI, No Docker) A hard-won guide to wiring Tinybird web analytics into a self-hosted Ghost blog installed via Ghost-CLI and served through a Cloudflare Tunnel, no nginx in front. The one-click setup that wasn't: SSH-tunneling the OAuth login and why the analytics toggle stays greyed out.
How to Run Ads on Reddit It's really quite simple to run ads on Reddit. Just do the backend pixel work, build your campaign, launch it, watch every ad get flagged illegal with no explanation, find no way to contact support, and book a 30-minute sales call to get a human to fix it. See? Very easy.
Bathrobe Lady at the Post Office On the way into church we stopped at the post office, where a prim, upper-class woman in her seventies strolled in wearing a thick white bathrobe. Strong Big Lebowski energy. Maybe she lost a bet with her book club, or maybe it is a hazing ritual to join. Old people can be weird.
How much screen time can I get for standing out in the rain storm? Today's domestic negotiations: a sick kid wants ten minutes of screen time braving a rain storm (denied; he went anyway), and a finger that lost to a heavy board, turned purple, but still bends fine. No medical bills this time.