Bacon Tastings

I was starving and on my way home from being paid $125 to provide my opinion on bacon so I swung by Publix to get a sub and I picked up a bottle of wine while I was there. While I'm not an obese mouse, I'm always open to new excuses to enjoy an acceptable red wine. At the checkout counter the cashier lady scanned the wine and said:

Her: So, this [Pinot Noir] is supposed to taste like Merlot?
Me: I certainly hope not.

And that sort of killed the conversation. Whoops.