Here's One for the SAT's

While driving home from a New Year's party around 1am, and seeing the lines of cops perched at each exit along the interstate, the following came to mind:

Black Friday [1] is to Retailers as ________ is to Cops.

And of course the answer is New Year's. At least they don't have to wait the entire year to start turning a profit.

I saw this fake game show in which the host was posing the following question to the contestants:

"The boy was so forgetful that he drew a ... blank."

[1] The day after Thanksgiving, not the stock market crash of nineteen-something.