I'm Better Than You

Before I get to the topic at hand, check it out ... my website is ranked at a phat 2,446,322nd place according to Alexa. Yup, yup, yup.

Okay, so, if you search for my name on Google, I show up at 2nd place, while this random other person shows up at 1st place. However, I'm ranked 2nd place out of 78,800, while he is ranked 1st place out of 910. You do the math.