No More Black
I watched a movie for which I was definitely not the target audience. I've done this a few times now. Mostly I regret it. Anyway ... some funny lines pertaining to clothing:
Husband: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.
Wife: No more black? Are you insane?
Husband: You heard me. Only high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career bitches wear black. Is that what you want to be?
Wife: Ever since I was a little girl.
Probably the only redeeming part of the movie.