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Futurama is pure genius. "Mexico. Silver medal winner: Mexican-American war."

First look at this xkcd, then go here. You can thank me later. (Original link is long dead, so there's an archive.org version waiting for you.)

Strange phone calls keep coming to my hotel room. One caller claimed to be the FBI; another insisted that if this were a Marriott I'd answer the phone differently. There isn't a lot of trust going on here.

A stranger called insisting I was a kite-flying expert who owned a film company, courtesy of a referral from someone I'd never met. Years later it finally occurred to me to track him down. Turns out it was a Kurtis, with a K.

...he touched us all.

Having no better place to store these jokes, I'll commit them to my blog. A lost balloonist, a SQL query that walks up to two tables, and the object-oriented way to become wealthy. Inheritance.

I didn't know I was looking for the perfect quote about Crocs until I found it: "When I see someone wearing Crocs, I immediately know we have nothing in common." It conveys my thoughts exactly.