Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!

My oldest sister just had her first kid, earlier today. Her name is Madelyn Danielle (last name withheld, because I know about all you psychos out there, reading this blog). And although she doesn't sport her own Wikipedia page just yet, the Olsen Twins, who share this birthday, do in fact have such a page. And honestly, if they can get their own Wikipedia page, then Madelyn has nothing to worry about.

[And for the uncultured out there, the title is from Futurama.]