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Curtis Jones

God-fearing, mountain-climbing, software engineer.

📍 Atlanta, GA https://curtisjones.us

Another Conversation with a Recruiter

Me: Hello? Him: Hello. May I speak with Jones please? Me: Jones is my last name. You should refer to me as Curtis. Him: Okay. Hello my name is <unintelligible> and I work for <unintelligible>. Him: I have an opportunity that you might be interested in.

The Deafening Silence (update: now with humor!)

I don't know where I originally heard "the silence is deafening," but I do very much understand it. When I was in Adirondack Park, each night when I retired I could only hear a deafening ringing in my ears. Static almost. There was absolutely no noise

Lackey

So, there I was, riding the train home from work this evening, minding my own business when we stop at Union Square and a guy gets on, sits down beside me, and pulls out a Zune. What did I ever do to him? After I got the urge to vomit

Expendability

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The Long Voyage Home

My MacBook Air just left Shanghai. Expedited shipping apparently means five days. Uggh.

Company Party

Company parties have themes like live music, free food, cool venues, etc., but one theme that pervades them all is free alcohol. And at The Knitting Factory this evening they had amazing Scotch. Amazing Scotch. And I had an empty stomach. And they had no food. It takes a surprising

Words of Wisdom from an Ice Climbing Instructor

He told me, Swing like your screw. Step like you pooh. You'd understand if you gave ice climbing a try. You should.

Five Worst Web Sites

A list of the five worst web sites seemed like the next logical step, after listing the five best web sites. I won't be linking to these sites, because when judgement day comes, I don't want to be guilty of having facilitated someone in going to

Five Best Web Sites

A friend got me thinking about the five web sites that I like the best ... or most depend on ... which is largely the same thing. 1.google.com 2.wikipedia.org 3.imdb.com 4.xkcd.com 5.fark.com This list has it all. Search, email, news and other

No Animals Allowed

The post office here, and various stores note on their doors, "No animals allowed except seeing-eye dogs." This strikes me as more than a little asinine because the seeing-eye dog exclusion isn't generally applicable to people who can read printed text. When calling some 800-number with

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