Walmart Produce
Walmart produce ... because someone has to buy the left-overs.
Curtis Jones
Get a Hobby
My cousin called me up with problems connecting to the mail server. While checking out the server log, I saw lots and lots of lines which read:
Failed password for root from 147.222.163.3 port 58827 ssh2
Some bastard in Spokane, WA (Gonzaga University) was running (most likely)
My Fifteen Minutes
I largely finished up my latest programming endeavor [glowworm.us] the other day, and I started working on the web site - my least favorite thing to do. To assist in avoiding that task, I decided to do something else. First, some background.
Back in 1999, I had a relatively
Stealing Water and Netmasks
I was going for a jog a few weeks ago, late at night, and I noticed that one of my neighbors was watering his lawn - but the hose was plugged into the as-of-yet-unsold house next door. Seriously cheap. I thought it would be fun to get ahold of some
It is Done
When I'm working, desperately, to finish a programming project, personal hygene always takes the second seat ... or fifth or sixth. So does eating for that matter, but that's another story.
After much agonizing, I finally got Knuth's algorithms on multiple precision arithmetic for addition,
Bars, Oceans and Sun Burns
I went to Destin, FL over the weekend. Friday evening started out at Starbucks, then progressed to Bluepoint (a bar/restaurant thing), and then progressed even farther, to the beach. At 2am. In retrospect, swimming out into the Gulf in the middle of the night was probably not such a
People who Eat Tasty Animals
I saw a bumper sticker today which read:
I love animals so much
that I don't EAT them.
I thought, "Huh, I love animals so much that I DO eat them." In fact, I certainly wouldn't eat something that I hated. I wonder what
Run, Run as Fast as You Can
There's this race on July 4 called the Woodstock 3.106856M ... or maybe it was just the Woodstock 5K ... I never can remember. I have Two Fat Friends who will be running it, and I can simply choose to not run (and I do hate running ... but I
Lullabies by Marvin the Paranoid Android
Found here ... lullabies by Marvin the Paranoid Android:
Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!
My oldest sister just had her first kid, earlier today. Her name is Madelyn Danielle (last name withheld, because I know about all you psychos out there, reading this blog). And although she doesn't sport her own Wikipedia page just yet, the Olsen Twins, who share this birthday,