Baby Shower
I was invited to a baby-shower, by the expectant mother, to "liven up the conversation." This is going to be seriously weird.
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And the closing date for my house was bumped from May 11 to April 28 May 4. That's soon. I'll probably be moving the Saturday after. Want to help? You can find my house here: N34.078707, W084.60108 @ 1029 ft.

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I saw a movie late Saturday night which I won't name, and which was entirely worth seeing, but I can't really recommend, which had this wonderful (paraphrased) quote: I spent the last twenty years of my life behind three inches of bullet-proof glass due to a natural fear of high-powered rifles.