Fred: Before and After
Meet Fred. He doesn't do much these days beyond serving as a warning to others, but he once roamed my office. I present Fred: before and after. I'd have swept up the hairs if I'd known, and if I owned a broom.
Meet Fred. He doesn't do much these days (beyond serving as a warning to others), but not so long ago he proudly roamed my office - however briefly. Below, I present, Fred: Before and After.
I would have swept those hairs off the floor if I had known there was going to be a photo-op. And if I owned a broom.

