IHOP ... to the bathroom, quickly

I went to IHOP the other day. That was the first mistake. I was there with three other people. Two of these three other people ordered All You Can Eat pancakes. I suggested that All You Can Eat, here at IHOP, for anyone with an acceptable sense of taste, was probably one ... at most.

While standing in line to pay, we had the following conversation:

Friend (to cashier): How is everything this evening?
Cashier (to friend): Great. And how was your food?
Me (to everyone): I guess we'll know in a couple of hours.

Yup. That was fun. And no reaction from the cashier, either.