Lackey
I was minding my own business on the train home when a guy sat beside me and pulled out a Zune. I scanned for logos to categorize him and spotted a Microsoft jacket. The one Zune user in the world is a Microsoft employee.
So, there I was, riding the train home from work this evening, minding my own business when we stop at Union Square and a guy gets on, sits down beside me, and pulls out a Zune. What did I ever do to him? After I got the urge to vomit under control, I chanced another glance in an effort to categorize the type of person who would have a Zune. My money was on a corporate job, so I start scanning for logos on his person. And there it was. A Microsoft jacket. What a loser. The one Zune user in the world is a Microsoft employee. Go figure.
