Leaky

Some moronic retailer leaked my AmEx credit card number (which I've had for years, and have had memorized for years) into the ether and some no doubt homely teenager used the card for purchases from Microsoft and Blizzard. American Express - always vigilant - sent me a fraud alert text message, and two minutes later I had my card deactivated and the new card should arrive in forty-eight hours. Whatever retailer is responsible for leaking this number ... you're off my Christmas card list. Also, I hope you have to file for Chapter 7, and the IRS audits you, and the Taliban targets you, and Microsoft steals IP from you, and SCO's attorneys infiltrate you, and 4chan turns their collective eye towards you.