A Mouse

I'm now sporting a shiny new computer and since it doesn't come with a built-in trackpad, I need a mouse. I have a mouse, but for reasons I won't go into, I want a different mouse. My preferences are as follows:

1) laser is preferable, optical is acceptable

2) wired is fine (usb, obviously); if wireless, it must be bt [1]

3) not a microsoft mouse [2]

4) can't be made by a company that perpetuates the use of serial commas in their product literature [3]

Thank you for your help.

[1] BT = BlueTooth. Logitech, my usual source for such peripherals, has a vast array of appealing choices, except that all of those otherwise appealing choices use their funky 2.4GHz wireless stuff that requires an additional piece of usb hardware that serves as the receiver. Not interested.

[2] Microsoft's demise will occur eventually and I don't want to delay it.

[3] I'm flexible on this point, but don't press your luck.