Rotting Moose Carcass Mouth Man

On my flight back to New York I had the unfortunate experience of sitting beside a man with a rotting moose carcass in his mouth. This was all made worse because I was sitting by the window and he had to look at me while he cleared his throat, coughed and otherwise exhaled - thereby ejecting onto me little particulates of the aromatic cervidae.

Once home I shaved my head, burnt my clothes and peeled off the two outter layers of skin. I still feel dirty.