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The Iliad & Odyssey of Homer

I need to read these books again. They're so good although trying to keep track of the names can be brutal. If you're insane, apparently you can read the scanned pages for free online in a web browser – if you're in to that sort

Would You Rather; Bad Dreams

4yo: Mom, would you rather eat ice cream or eat POOP? Mom: ?! 4yo: Ha ha ha! ChatGPT has no sense of humor. I think the baby had his first bad dream. Somehow, the cry was noticeably different than the usual dirty diaper or I'm hungry cry. In either

Programming & Parenting

It is particularly convenient during the several months when the baby can't squirm, roll, crawl, etc. After that, it is nearly impossible to get any work done. It remains fun to try though. Coincidentally, just shy of four months old, the baby rolled over during the night. I

Treasures Everywhere

This is true to a degree I never would have believed prior to having kids. There are treasures everywhere. Often, they find their way indoors. Unexpectedly stepping on a random rock in the living room is the best.

Thanksgiving Leftovers

"To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura bitters. Shake." – F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail. Seriously, he was a genius.

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Ah ... "I understand" Eh ... "I don't care" Oh ... "Interesting" Uh ... "I don't get it" This morning, while I was trying to sleep later than my body apparently wanted to, this is what occurred to me.

47% = ~500

So, this may come as a surprise to you; and in fact it *should* come as a surprise to you: MySpace still exists (in some form). I learned of its continued existence when it was announced that MySpace was going to lay off some 47% of its staff. At first

It's Safe to Look at the Moon

From the article regarding the up-coming lunar eclipse: Unlike a solar eclipse, it is safe to look at a lunar eclipse – which is when the moon passes through the earth's shadow as cast by the sun. During the total phase, the moon appears to have a dark reddish

Funny Food

So these two cannibals are eating a clown, and one pauses and says "does this taste funny to you?"

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