Visiting the In-Laws; Seashells
Things I value in a bathroom: counter space.
Things I do not require in a bathroom: bowls of seashells.
Topic
funny
A collection of 56 posts
Space Force Tries So Hard and I Want to Like It
The Vanilla of Ice Creams
I can't say enough good things about Steve Carell and John Malkovich (even though I had to look up how to spell each of their last names). I really want to like Space Force. It is very well done. The acting is great.
When You Marry a Woman Who Raised Herself
This is hysterical. And correct. Good for him.
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Pineapple Upside Down Cake
I'm trying to find the polite way to inform the in-laws that this isn't actually a step in making pineapple upside down cake.
You're Running a Race (a riddle of sorts)
A question – a riddle of sorts – to ask your friends:
* You're running a race.
* You pass the 2nd place person.
* What place are now in?
Every. Single. Person. I've asked (in my family, that is), has answered this incorrectly.
One Time, Long Ago…Cheez-It
One time, long ago, I wrapped up a significant bike ride (six mountain gaps and maybe 70 miles, if memory serves). I treated myself by purchasing a box of Cheez-Its from Walmart. Now, I’ve bought Cheez-Its many times — they’re my favorite snack, after all — but this was the
Unexpected Advent Reading
10:58am (two minutes until church starts)
Pastor: Curtis, are you guys ready for this?
Me: Yeah.... Wait. Ready for what?
Pastor: The advent reading. (He motions over to the candles.)
Me: ???
Pastor: This week it is your family's turn. See, it's right here in the
Job Search Filter
...by organizations that indent their code with tabs, like civilized people, instead of spaces, like barbarians.
Unrelated to all that.... I have never seen a video that hits home quite like this one does. It's just...painful. This guy gets it. Or at least he portrays it perfectly.
Find-a-Potty
This was an app idea I had years back. A friend inspired it. Her neighbor's house was undergoing an extensive remodel. The construction crew's porta-potty was placed at the road. Throughout the day, random passers-by would drive past, stop, back up, hop out, use the potty
The Iliad & Odyssey of Homer
I need to read these books again. They're so good although trying to keep track of the names can be brutal.
If you're insane, apparently you can read the scanned pages for free online in a web browser – if you're in to that sort