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Remodeling

I have moved the tissue box at work from the top-right corner of my desk to the top-left corner. Don't start accusing me of being rash. This change only happened after weeks of contemplation and planning. The execution was flawless. Pictures to follow.

A/V Sync

The A/V sync in my backyard is broken. Way down on the other side of the neighborhood where construction is taking place, when the machinery makes a sudden motion that causes a sudden noise, it is evident that the audio has fallen behind by a small fraction of a

The Seven P's

Proper Prior Practice Prevents Piss Poor Performance This is the kind of poetic beauty that English can provide.

No More Black

I watched a movie for which I was definitely not the target audience. I've done this a few times now. Mostly I regret it. Anyway ... some funny lines pertaining to clothing: Husband: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black. Wife: No more

Forced through a fine mesh screen

Futurama is awesome. Zapp is a ridiculous captain in their military. They're going to war on some distant planet. He preps the crew: Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet.

IHOP ... to the bathroom, quickly

I went to IHOP the other day. That was the first mistake. I was there with three other people. Two of these three other people ordered All You Can Eat pancakes. I suggested that All You Can Eat, here at IHOP, for anyone with an acceptable sense of taste, was

Self-Referential Signs

This ... this is just hysterical. A self-referential sign over an escalator, warning you not to bump your head on ... it. And that reminded me of another favorite of mine ... the "this-sign-has-sharp-edges" sign. And entirely unrelated, I read an article (Everything you ever wanted to know about C types

Bring out the Gimp

The GIMP is purported by some to be a Photoshop alternative; and it's free (perhaps it's only advantage over Photoshop). Of course, the people who purport this, all have one thing in common: they've never actually used Photoshop. Recently, The GIMP struggled to its

Concoctions of Caliginosity #3

Did you hear that Delta pilots took a voluntary paycut ... again? Maybe all that Delta stock I picked up for eight-five cents a share will be worth something yet. Come on $10!! First, I guess they have to get out of bankruptcy. One step at a time. Also, perhaps you&

Concoctions of Caliginosity #2

I've been doing some more thinking about Word Verification parsing. And I think it is do-able in a fashion that would not have to amount to a Ph.D. project. The biggest challenge would probably be that of dealing with letters that touch each other. Naughty, naughty letters.

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