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Blood

I got a call from the NY blood donation people yesterday, asking me if I was willing to make another donation. So, I went in this afternoon. Given my recent high-altitude trip, I figured that some blood-testing-tech guy, some days off in the future, would get a kick out of

Overconfidence

I went to a dance performance this evening. A modern dance performance. Some of it was very enjoyable - like the last piece, which featured two Bjork songs. Actually, it was really good. Another piece of the performance was decent. And the rest of the performance did nothing more than

Burrito Bars Sans Tortillas

We have a burrito bar at work today for lunch. They forgot the tortillas. The office manager was on the phone with the restaurant, "...yeah, you forgot the tortillas; it sort of makes our burrito bar useless." So, burrito components, with nachos, for lunch today.

Tracey is Wrong

An oldie but goodie. Click for the bigger image.

Florida

If I had to guess, I'd say that Google Map is perhaps trying to find the geometric center of the Florida-shaped polygon ... maybe? I'm not sure what to make of this. I'm switching back to MapQuest. 1998 here I come!

Pining for the Fjords

Cut to the interior of a PC store, looking strangely like a pet shop. Man 1: "'ello, Miss?" Man 2: "Waddaya mean, Miss?" Man 1: "Oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint about this operating system

Expendability

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No Animals Allowed

The post office here, and various stores note on their doors, "No animals allowed except seeing-eye dogs." This strikes me as more than a little asinine because the seeing-eye dog exclusion isn't generally applicable to people who can read printed text. When calling some 800-number with

Trash Chute

I guess it was too bulky to fit down the trash chute. I bet they didn't even try.

Remodeling

I have moved the tissue box at work from the top-right corner of my desk to the top-left corner. Don't start accusing me of being rash. This change only happened after weeks of contemplation and planning. The execution was flawless. Pictures to follow.

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