Burrito Bars Sans Tortillas
We had a burrito bar at work for lunch. They forgot the tortillas. As the office manager told the restaurant, it sort of makes our burrito bar useless. So: burrito components, with nachos.
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funny
A collection of 64 posts
Tracey is Wrong
An oldie but goodie. Click for the bigger image.
Florida
I think Google Maps is trying to find the geometric center of the Florida-shaped polygon, maybe? I'm not sure what to make of it. I'm switching back to MapQuest. 1998, here I come.
Pining for the Fjords
A Monty Python parrot sketch, reworked for the PC store: a man returns BeOS half an hour after buying it, insisting it's dead. No no, says the clerk, it's not dead, it's pining for the fjords. Beautiful boot time.
Expendability
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No Animals Allowed
Signs reading "No animals allowed except seeing-eye dogs" are a little asinine: the exclusion is printed text aimed at people who, by definition, can't read it. There doesn't seem to be much need to reassure the sighted.
Trash Chute
I guess it was too bulky to fit down the trash chute. I bet they didn't even try.
Remodeling
I have moved the tissue box at work from the top-right corner of my desk to the top-left. Don't accuse me of being rash; this happened only after weeks of contemplation. The execution was flawless.
A/V Sync
The A/V sync in my backyard is broken. Construction noise across the neighborhood lags the motion by a fraction of a second. I'm going to find the foreman and ask him to push the audio track forward a quarter second.
The Seven P's
Proper Prior Practice Prevents Piss Poor Performance. This is the kind of poetic beauty that English can provide.