Grocery Store
I went to the grocery store for toilet paper. Supplies at home are at crisis levels. I returned with mango juice, four apples, and a half gallon of milk. No toilet paper. I'm going to try again today.
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funny
A collection of 67 posts
Blood
The NY blood people called for another donation, so I went in. After a recent high-altitude trip I expected an interesting red blood cell count, not to be turned away: my blood pressure, normally 120/60, read 102/40. Healthy as a horse, they said, but no.
Overconfidence
A modern dance performance pushed me to the brink of uncontrollable laughter. I took a high-interest loan off my future self-control reserves just to keep it together. Poetry recitation while dancing was more than I could take.
Burrito Bars Sans Tortillas
We had a burrito bar at work for lunch. They forgot the tortillas. As the office manager told the restaurant, it sort of makes our burrito bar useless. So: burrito components, with nachos.
Tracey is Wrong
An oldie but goodie. Click for the bigger image.
Florida
I think Google Maps is trying to find the geometric center of the Florida-shaped polygon, maybe? I'm not sure what to make of it. I'm switching back to MapQuest. 1998, here I come.
Pining for the Fjords
A Monty Python parrot sketch, reworked for the PC store: a man returns BeOS half an hour after buying it, insisting it's dead. No no, says the clerk, it's not dead, it's pining for the fjords. Beautiful boot time.
Expendability
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No Animals Allowed
Signs reading "No animals allowed except seeing-eye dogs" are a little asinine: the exclusion is printed text aimed at people who, by definition, can't read it. There doesn't seem to be much need to reassure the sighted.
Trash Chute
I guess it was too bulky to fit down the trash chute. I bet they didn't even try.
