Pining for the Fjords
Cut to the interior of a PC store, looking strangely like a pet shop.
Man 1: "'ello, Miss?"
Man 2: "Waddaya mean, Miss?"
Man 1: "Oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint about this operating system
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Expendability
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No Animals Allowed
The post office here, and various stores note on their doors, "No animals allowed except seeing-eye dogs." This strikes me as more than a little asinine because the seeing-eye dog exclusion isn't generally applicable to people who can read printed text.
When calling some 800-number with
Trash Chute
I guess it was too bulky to fit down the trash chute. I bet they didn't even try.
Remodeling
I have moved the tissue box at work from the top-right corner of my desk to the top-left corner. Don't start accusing me of being rash. This change only happened after weeks of contemplation and planning. The execution was flawless. Pictures to follow.
A/V Sync
The A/V sync in my backyard is broken. Way down on the other side of the neighborhood where construction is taking place, when the machinery makes a sudden motion that causes a sudden noise, it is evident that the audio has fallen behind by a small fraction of a
The Seven P's
Proper
Prior
Practice
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance
This is the kind of poetic beauty that English can provide.
No More Black
I watched a movie for which I was definitely not the target audience. I've done this a few times now. Mostly I regret it. Anyway ... some funny lines pertaining to clothing:
Husband: First of all we are in the country now, so no more black.
Wife: No more
Forced through a fine mesh screen
Futurama is awesome. Zapp is a ridiculous captain in their military. They're going to war on some distant planet. He preps the crew:
Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet.
IHOP ... to the bathroom, quickly
I went to IHOP the other day. That was the first mistake. I was there with three other people. Two of these three other people ordered All You Can Eat pancakes. I suggested that All You Can Eat, here at IHOP, for anyone with an acceptable sense of taste, was