Metal Tornado
You haven't witnessed true cinema greatness until you've endured Metal Tornado. I don't want to spoil the ending for you, but Philadelphia was saved (in some sense) while Paris was not so lucky:
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Battle: Los Angeles
It was like Independence Day, but without a "who" or "why" or any other such explanation. The heroes were good, but the movie lacked any songs from Rage, who produced an album of the same name, and for which I was expecting at least a little
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark...
"This iiiiiisssss Christmas music!"
Run DMC, FTW.
It's no trouble
"No. I'll shoot the cook. My car is parked out back anyway."
Brilliant.
Fidelity
Fidelity in relationships is important, and as such I've committed to not looking at another iPad prior to receiving mine (sometime late this month); and insofar as it is possible, not looking at another iPad. Here's to testing the limits of human will power.
Maybe I&
The Mad Hatter
Johnny Depp. Anne Hathaway. Alice in Wonderland is going to be great.
No, not this one.
This one.
Ha ha ha.
Star Trek
Star Trek came out today. But I'm not watching it. Because I'm stuck on a mountain in Alaska. Instead, I get to see it after it's been sitting in a theater for a month, getting all stale. I guess it's all for
Battlefield Earth vs Space Truckers
Truly, Space Truckers stands on its own as far as B movies are concerned. Recently I was challenged to watch it, and a comparison was drawn between it and Battlefield Earth. This is a big deal to me, because Battlefield Earth is, in my opinion, The Worst Movie Ever. This
Give me a Freakin' Break. Why Chun Li?
I just found out about this Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li movie. With the many video-game-turned-movie successes (yes, I'm being sarcastic), I guess it was inevitable that Street Fighter would have its turn, but, Chun Li?! Yes, she was the only chic in the game -
In the Name of the King
As a quick refresher: I have to do enough thinking at my job and at various other times that when I eventually go and see a movie, I don't have any need for the movie to be amazing in any sense for me to enjoy it. As long