Bacon Tastings
I was starving and on my way home from being paid $125 to provide my opinion on bacon so I swung by Publix to get a sub and I picked up a bottle of wine while I was there. While I'm not an obese mouse, I'm
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Denying Winter
There really are only two seasons here ... Summer and Winter ... Warm and Cold. The former lasts for no more than four or five months a year and my happiness is contained in that time.
While my house was being built I had a bedroom made into a den by removing
Thank You Sir May I Have Another
It took a full two weeks, but I'm now of the opinion that I'd do the grueling, four day hike again, given the opportunity. I think I'd prefer to take an extra day, to be spent on the summit, so that I could explore
She Didn't Mean Anything
I love my Audi. When I got home from vacation I went into the garage and gave my Audi a nice big hug. Then I confessed that I had been driving a Taurus for the past week but that it, "didn't mean anything." I think the
Leaving on a Jet Plane
But unlike John Denver, I do know exactly when I'll be back again, and I'm looking forward to my departure. He obviously was not talking about going to Hawaii.
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Flight left and arrived on time. I watched some TV shows on my laptop. Free drinks.
Bars, Oceans and Sun Burns
I went to Destin, FL over the weekend. Friday evening started out at Starbucks, then progressed to Bluepoint (a bar/restaurant thing), and then progressed even farther, to the beach. At 2am. In retrospect, swimming out into the Gulf in the middle of the night was probably not such a
People who Eat Tasty Animals
I saw a bumper sticker today which read:
I love animals so much
that I don't EAT them.
I thought, "Huh, I love animals so much that I DO eat them." In fact, I certainly wouldn't eat something that I hated. I wonder what
Run, Run as Fast as You Can
There's this race on July 4 called the Woodstock 3.106856M ... or maybe it was just the Woodstock 5K ... I never can remember. I have Two Fat Friends who will be running it, and I can simply choose to not run (and I do hate running ... but I
Lullabies by Marvin the Paranoid Android
Found here ... lullabies by Marvin the Paranoid Android:
Now the world has gone to bed,
Darkness won't engulf my head,
I can see by infrared,
How I hate the night.
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep,
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!
My oldest sister just had her first kid, earlier today. Her name is Madelyn Danielle (last name withheld, because I know about all you psychos out there, reading this blog). And although she doesn't sport her own Wikipedia page just yet, the Olsen Twins, who share this birthday,