Mix-n-Match Church Beliefs

You've got churches that practice baptism by immersion. You've got churches that practice infant baptism. But where are the churches that practice infant baptism by immersion?? Why is there no overlap?

I did not expect this to work, but I had to try anyway.... Grok actually did oblige me, but, in a shocking display of self-control, I decided not to use it here. The whole scene looked a little creepy.