Run, Run as Fast as You Can

There's this race on July 4 called the Woodstock 3.106856M ... or maybe it was just the Woodstock 5K ... I never can remember. I have Two Fat Friends who will be running it, and I can simply choose to not run (and I do hate running ... but I don't hate being thin ... you see how my life is a constant struggle?), or I can choose to run, but then I have to be sure that I beat these Two Fat Friends, lest the remainder of my life be nothing more than a vain effort to live down the loss. What to do, what to do.

You know, in order to get full credit on the Marine PFT, one must run 3 miles in 18 minutes. That's 10mph. One can only hope that the track is level. Do you know how insane that is?

In other news, check out the cool new All-In-One view for Xcode. Any takers on guessing what exactly about the code that is shown would previously have been an embarrassment to me?

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