Elderly Programmer
A research project wants programmers over 35 to come forward. The premise lands a little too close to home. Ha ha ha ugh.
Topic
funny
A collection of 67 posts
Visiting the In-Laws; Seashells
Things I value in a bathroom: counter space. Things I do not require in a bathroom: bowls of seashells.
Space Force Tries So Hard and I Want to Like It
Space Force is well done, well acted, a top-notch production, and the vanilla of ice creams: no one hates it, but if a good flavor is available, vanilla stays in the freezer. The Grinder, on a tenth the budget, was the chocolate, until a therapist character ruined it.
When You Marry a Woman Who Raised Herself
This is hysterical. And correct. Good for him.
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
I'm trying to find the polite way to inform the in-laws that this isn't actually a step in making pineapple upside down cake.
You're Running a Race (a riddle of sorts)
A riddle for your friends: you're running a race and you pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now? Every single person in my family has answered this incorrectly.
One Time, Long Ago…Cheez-It
After a 70-mile bike ride I rewarded myself with a box of Cheez-Its from Walmart. Soon my lips puffed up like a bee sting. I wrote it off, until it happened again. I phoned the number on the box, couldn't surrender the evidence (I'd eaten it), and never bought them there again.
Unexpected Advent Reading
10:58am, two minutes to church. Pastor: "Curtis, are you guys ready for this?" Me: "Ready for what?" Turns out it was our family's turn for the Advent reading, per an email I never saw. It went fine. The kids were thrilled to light a candle.
Job Search Filter
Filter your job search by organizations that indent with tabs, like civilized people, rather than spaces, like barbarians. And on an unrelated note, I have never seen a video hit quite so close to home. This guy gets it. Or portrays it perfectly.
Find-a-Potty
Find-a-Potty was my app idea, a Yelp for public-access bathrooms, inspired by passers-by stopping to use a remodel crew's roadside porta-potty. I got as far as an interactive map, schema and mock data before losing interest. One among hundreds of such endeavors.
