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So, this may come as a surprise to you; and in fact it *should* come as a surprise to you: MySpace still exists (in some form). I learned of its continued existence when it was announced that MySpace was going to lay off some 47% of its staff. At first

From the article regarding the up-coming lunar eclipse: Unlike a solar eclipse, it is safe to look at a lunar eclipse – which is when the moon passes through the earth's shadow as cast by the sun. During the total phase, the moon appears to have a dark reddish

So these two cannibals are eating a clown, and one pauses and says "does this taste funny to you?"

Futurama is pure genius. "Mexico. Silver medal winner: Mexican-American war."

First look at this: http://xkcd.com/724/: Then go here: http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212 You can thank me later. Update from 2025: Original link is dead, so here's the archive.org link: https://web.archive.org/web/20100411233443/http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212

I've received the weirdest phone calls to this hotel room. It started a couple days ago with this one. I should explain that from the very first sentence he spoke, he sounded like an idiot. I don't know how else to describe it. Him: May I

I got a phone call this evening that went something like this: Him: Hi. Is this Curtis Jones? Me: Yes. Him: Great! I'm so happy to have reached you. I'm [someone] and your friend Mark from The Hyatt (?) referred me to you. Do you know who

...he touched us all.