Treasures Everywhere
There are treasures everywhere, to a degree I never would have believed before having kids. They find their way indoors. Unexpectedly stepping on a random rock in the living room is the best.
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A collection of 64 posts
Thanksgiving Leftovers
"To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura bitters. Shake." F. Scott Fitzgerald's recipe for turkey cocktail. Seriously, the man was a genius.
H
Ah, eh, oh, uh. Four little syllables, four different meanings. This is the sort of thing that occurs to me when my body insists on waking before I'd like it to.
47% = ~500
MySpace still exists, apparently, and is laying off 47% of its staff, about 500 people. How does something this irrelevant employ over a thousand? Also, a Seinfeld-assisted meditation on the postal creed and Newman's refusal to work in the rain.
It's Safe to Look at the Moon
From the article on the upcoming lunar eclipse: unlike a solar eclipse, it's safe to look at the moon. So now you know. I'm tempted to pair the moon-watching with a camping trip from atop some North Georgia mountain.
Funny Food
So these two cannibals are eating a clown, and one pauses and says, "does this taste funny to you?"
Why won't my p...
As suggested by reddit.
Silver Medal Winner
Futurama is pure genius. "Mexico. Silver medal winner: Mexican-American war."
As long as I'm buying this RAM...
As long as I'm buying this RAM, yeah, why not, I'll pick up a Mac Pro and a hard drive too. Serious impulse shopping. Note to Amazon: not all combinations work in any order.
Hell
First look at this xkcd, then go here. You can thank me later. (Original link is long dead, so there's an archive.org version waiting for you.)