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Thanksgiving Leftovers

"To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura bitters. Shake." F. Scott Fitzgerald's recipe for turkey cocktail. Seriously, the man was a genius.

Thanksgiving Leftovers

"To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura bitters. Shake."

– F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.

Seriously, he was a genius.

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He just wants to hog all of the fun for himself.
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