Road-Side Tax Collection
Perhaps due to slacking off around Thanksgiving, the roadside tax collectors were out in force: nineteen speed traps between here and church. Sorry, Timmy, no present this year because Officer Billy Bob needed to make his quota.
Perhaps due to slacking off around Thanksgiving, the deputized, road-side tax collectors were out in force today - to the tune of nineteen speed traps between here and church. Sorry, Timmy, you don't get your present this year because Officer Billy Bob needed to make his quota.