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I went to the store to get Miracle Whip and two loafs of garlic bread. It turns out that I was actually sent to get Cool Whip and two whole garlic cloves. Good thing I called to check.

My garlic is growing. This realization was more disconcerting than I would have thought. I realize now how much I like to think of my food as being dead ... or not living in the first place ... but certainly not in a state of growth. This reminds me of something Penn

This is neither witty nor humorous. Pictures of my new place: - http://stygian.net/pictures/Lochshire/

I have a theory ... that rednecks are becoming increasingly aggressive as "man" is infringing on their natural habitat ... tearing down forests to build communities and roads and shopping centers. Just like deer, bear, etc. There's a whole, huge, elongated story and police report that go with

While driving home from a New Year's party around 1am, and seeing the lines of cops perched at each exit along the interstate, the following came to mind: Black Friday [1] is to Retailers as ________ is to Cops. And of course the answer is New Year's.

I hate shopping. I *really* hate shopping around Christmas. And one of the stores I visited while hating my Christmas shopping, was Tony & Guy Hairdressing. I was there to buy a gift certificate for a cousin of mine. Upon entering their mall location and taking that first, unfortunate breath,

"idiot computer science major" click to play "don't jump!" click to play The rest of the pictures can be found here.

Yet another revolution of this planet, around Sol, and back to its initial starting location - for those of us (realistically, it's probably not plural) who hold to the theory that the universe's existence, prior to this day some twenty-six years ago, was largely unnecessary. So,

This plant (hereafter "Plant") represents the sum of all of the authorized, non-human life in this house (and consequently, one-third of all of the authorized life). There also exists (in this house) plenty of non-authorized, non-human life, but such things are much harder to photograph; I'll