Stylin'
Every time I shower right before bed, my hair stands straight up in the morning and nothing will coax it down. So my late after-gym shower leaves me choosing between unconquerable hair or going to bed a little gross. I guess I'll get used to the hair.

Every time I take a shower right before going to bed, my hair is standing straight up in the morning, and no amount of persuasion can coax it to lie back down.
So then, if I procrastinate in taking my after-gym shower to the point where it will occur right before I go to bed, I'm faced with the choice of unconquerable hair in the morning or going to bed a little bit gross. I guess I'll just get used to having my hair stand up.