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Futurama is pure genius. "Mexico. Silver medal winner: Mexican-American war."

First look at this: http://xkcd.com/724/: Then go here: http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212 You can thank me later. Update from 2025: Original link is dead, so here's the archive.org link: https://web.archive.org/web/20100411233443/http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212

I've received the weirdest phone calls to this hotel room. It started a couple days ago with this one. I should explain that from the very first sentence he spoke, he sounded like an idiot. I don't know how else to describe it. Him: May I

I got a phone call this evening that went something like this: Him: Hi. Is this Curtis Jones? Me: Yes. Him: Great! I'm so happy to have reached you. I'm [someone] and your friend Mark from The Hyatt (?) referred me to you. Do you know who

...he touched us all.

Having no better place to store these jokes for future reference, I'll commit them to my blog. -- A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to

I didn't know I was looking for the perfect quote regarding Crocs until I found it (from the National Post). It so very clearly conveys my thoughts on the matter “When I see someone wearing Crocs, I immediately know we have nothing in common."