Telepathic Bat Signal

My kids abandon the toys in my office for days. Yet the instant I finally clean them up, they swarm back as if summoned by some telepathic bat signal, build for ten minutes, and scatter again. The cycle had to wait today, though: after a week flying solo, I drove to Alabama to bring the wife home.

Telepathic Bat Signal
The "telepathic bat signal" alerts them whenever I clear the floor of their toys in my office.

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