I do not have a Word version of my resume -- for religious reasons. And moral reasons. And digestive reasons. Instead, I maintain both a PDF and plain text version of my resume. Inevitably, every time I send my resume to a recruiter, I'll receive a response asking

In spite of looming deadlines, "eager" customers, project dependencies hinging on a timely completion of my project -- I spent an hour and a half this morning in a Sexual Harassment Training seminar; or was it Sexual Harassment Awareness? No. It was just Harassment Awareness. Whatever the case,

Monday @ 14.00 - Received email about job opportunity. Responded with resume. Monday @ 14.30 - Received phone call about job opportunity. Subjected to a technical interview. Passed. Monday @ 20.45 - Performed over-the-phone hour-long technical interview. Tuesday @ 08.30 - Notified that I passed the technical interview from the