Toy Story 5: Online Bullying and Inept Parenting

Toy Story five is a one hundred two minute movie packed with thirty minutes of content, horrific parenting and no moral to the story.

Toy Story 5: Online Bullying and Inept Parenting
Orchestrated chaos in the form of children cleaning up after breakfast. And we don't actually have a dining room table literally in our kitchen. That would be awful.

This Morning…

I stayed up too late, so I didn’t get as much of a jump on the kids as I had wanted. I had one chore in mind for this morning. We’ve been accumulating bird poop and bug related stains on the back patio. It has been in need of cleaning for far too long. The situation was exasperated when I allowed a momma bird to build a nest above the patio. The baby birds produced an impressive pile of poop below their nest. (I’d like to understand how these birds learn so quickly to not soil their nests, but that's an aside.) I doused the entire area with soapy water and then started scrubbing. The Georgia red clay remained unimpressed by my feeble attempts at cleaning, but the bugs and poop came right up.

Our patio poop factory.

Also, what bird sees that half inch ledge and thinks, “yeah, that’s plenty of space for a nest”?? Based on the amount of nest material I found on the ground during the construction phase, I’d say there was at least one failed attempt.

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